Surfing makes you better in bed... and well, elsewhere too!

Surfing makes you better in bed... and well, elsewhere too!

Life is hectic and replete with bullshit. To relax, recharge and regain focus, some folks turn to meditation, or yoga, or perhaps afternoon chess matches in a park, it doesn’t matter what you choose, as long as it works for you- the key is you find your Zen habit. For some, it’s surfing! And I can guarantee you that surfing is not only about standing up on a board, and here are 3 reasons why surf can elevate your bed game:

#1 Flexibility
Nothing says sexy like contorting yourself into strange positions for the sake of night of passion. Missionary is for suckers and missionaries. You don’t want that shit. You want filthy, And to do it properly, you’re going to need to stretch it out. All of it.

#2 Stamina

Stamina! You need stamina. And not just the kind that comes with age and practice and calloused hands, but the kind that comes with good, hard exercise. Slogging through massive beach break, duck diving for what seems like hours, shoulders burning like fiery iron rods, chest heaving coppery spit into your mouth… it’s all good practice for doing the important work: procreation of the species!

#3 Strength
No one wants to have sex with a weak. If you’re a cramping, shaking, whimpering lump between the sheets, chances aren’t great that you’re going to be a repeat offender. Strong is sexy, after all.

Hours and hours of paddling around in circles and battling for waves will give you muscles. There’s no way around it–you’ll get stronger, whether you want to or not. The more you surf, the stronger you get, and the stronger you get, the more you can throw someone around in the bedroom, without cramping or shaking. Don’t be a sobbing little boy.